Thursday, 23 November 2017

DTU DAY SCHOLAR GUY GOES TO MEET HIS HOSTELER FRIEND, GETS THROWN OUT OF THE HOSTEL

23/11/17, a day scholar student of Delhi Technological University was allegedly thrown out of the hostel premises because he wanted to meet his friend.

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The hostel authority claimed not only delhi quota students are not given hostels in DTU now they won't be able to even step inside the hostel premises.

"day scholars bring a wave of depression and sleep deprivation among hostelers" - Guard

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Wednesday, 18 October 2017

DTU Guy Gets His Placement Cancelled Because He Didn't Put #placed Status On FB

IKR!
But no matter how weird it sounds it has really been done, the boy is now in depression and posts 10 times on FB so that he gets his job back.


It seems now if you shit without posting it on internet it is considered as a crime and serious actions can be taken.

Anyways the boy is now in peace and locked in his room for the last 10 days or so. :)

Wait...


Sunday, 27 August 2017

MechC Makes A Guinness World Record For "Most Crowded College Canteen" .

Yes DTU's MechC was awarded with Most crowded college canteen ever by Guinness World Records.

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Although Mic Mac was very close to getting this award and it stood second on that list.


Although College authorities don't give a flying fuck about the overcrowded canteen. They are increasing seats every year, guess what DTU gon have students shove up its ass every year and you can't do shit about that.
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Saturday, 26 August 2017

DTU Mechie Finds A Girlfriend, Mechanical Department Disowns Him.

Yes you heard it right!
DTU Mechanical student was disowned by college's Mechanical department. The official statement was- "This is not acceptable and we cannot believe he broke his oath of staying single till he dies"

The college authorities are in favour of the department and is ready to expel the student.

Seems like a mechanical guy has a pretty struggling life.


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Wednesday, 19 July 2017

FIRST YEAR GUY WHO GOT PAID INTERNSHIP, GETS BEATEN BY THIRD YEAR STUDENTS

Our sources claim that a DTU's first year student was allegedly beaten by some third year students of the same University.


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The seniors didn't get any internship so they were quite frustrated, so when they saw a first year guy telling about his internship (paid) to his friends they whooped his ass real good.

It is not the first time something like this is happening but the growing anger and frustration among young students is a serious problem.

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Saturday, 8 July 2017

GIRL FILLS BIOTECH AS HER 1ST CHOICE IN JAC COUNSELLING BY MISTAKE

This news is as sad as it looks, but the girl said she did it by mistake.

She was hoping if she could refill the choices in second round but guess what, usko BT milgayi.



"Oh fuck" that is what she said after knowing she cannot alter her choices now.

God bless her.


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Monday, 3 July 2017

GUY BREAKS MAGGIE BABA'S GLASS TEA CUP, WAS LATER ADMITTED TO HOSPITAL

Sources claim that in DTU, a guy accidentally broke maggie baba's tea glass cup. Maggie baba used a series of 20 'gaalian' to completely BREAK his soul.

The boy is now suffering from PTSD (Post traumatic stress disorder) and he cannot utter a single word let alone break another glass cup.

The word at DTU says:

"Don't mess with this guy"


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