DTU DAY SCHOLAR GUY GOES TO MEET HIS HOSTELER FRIEND, GETS THROWN OUT OF THE HOSTEL

23/11/17, a day scholar student of Delhi Technological University was allegedly thrown out of the hostel premises because he wanted to meet his friend.

The hostel authority claimed not only delhi quota students are not given hostels in DTU now they won't be able to even step inside the hostel premises.

"day scholars bring a wave of depression and sleep deprivation among hostelers" - Guard

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DTU Guy Gets His Placement Cancelled Because He Didn't Put #placed Status On FB

IKR!
But no matter how weird it sounds it has really been done, the boy is now in depression and posts 10 times on FB so that he gets his job back.

It seems now if you shit without posting it on internet it is considered as a crime and serious actions can be taken.

Anyways the boy is now in peace and locked in his room for the last 10 days or so. :)

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MechC Makes A Guinness World Record For "Most Crowded College Canteen" .

Yes DTU's MechC was awarded with Most crowded college canteen ever by Guinness World Records.

                                         

Although Mic Mac was very close to getting this award and it stood second on that list.

Although College authorities don't give a flying fuck about the overcrowded canteen. They are increasing seats every year, guess what DTU gon have students shove up its ass every year and you can't do shit about that.

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DTU Mechie Finds A Girlfriend, Mechanical Department Disowns Him.

Yes you heard it right!

DTU Mechanical student was disowned by college's Mechanical department. The official statement was- "This is not acceptable and we cannot believe he broke his oath of staying single till he dies"

The college authorities are in favour of the department and is ready to expel the student.

Seems like a mechanical guy has a pretty struggling life.

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FIRST YEAR GUY WHO GOT PAID INTERNSHIP, GETS BEATEN BY THIRD YEAR STUDENTS

Our sources claim that a DTU's first year student was allegedly beaten by some third year students of the same University.

(source: Google)

The seniors didn't get any internship so they were quite frustrated, so when they saw a first year guy telling about his internship (paid) to his friends they whooped his ass real good.

It is not the first time something like this is happening but the growing anger and frustration among young students is a serious problem.

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GIRL FILLS BIOTECH AS HER 1ST CHOICE IN JAC COUNSELLING BY MISTAKE

This news is as sad as it looks, but the girl said she did it by mistake.

She was hoping if she could refill the choices in second round but guess what, usko BT milgayi.

"Oh fuck" that is what she said after knowing she cannot alter her choices now.

God bless her.


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GUY BREAKS MAGGIE BABA'S GLASS TEA CUP, WAS LATER ADMITTED TO HOSPITAL

Sources claim that in DTU, a guy accidentally broke maggie baba's tea glass cup. Maggie baba used a series of 20 'gaalian' to completely BREAK his soul.

The boy is now suffering from PTSD (Post traumatic stress disorder) and he cannot utter a single word let alone break another glass cup.

The word at DTU says:

"Don't mess with this guy"

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"BHASAD" LIKELY TO INCREASE THIS YEAR IN DTU

Well apparently we all know about the 'bhasad' level of prestigious university DTU but, sources claim that this year 1925 students will join DTU, which will in turn only increase the bhasad.

Here's a photo of MechC in the rush hours.

The university's administration does not give a single flying f**k about it. 

The only thing now we can do is accept the "BHASAD" with love. WELCOME FUCHHO.

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BOY WAITING FOR HIS FRIEND NEAR SNH, GETS HIS ASS WHOOPED BY NINJA AUNTY

A boy named Ramgopal was waiting outside SNH for his friend, sources say that the female guard or NINJA AUNTY (as known in DTU) mistook him for some retard stalker and WHOOPED HIS ASS REAL BAD.

This is not the first time that this is happening.

There have been 100+ cases till now, as the sources claim.

Also since the boy was a MECHANICAL student, everyone is blaming him, but the boy says he didn't know about such rule.

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DELHI TECHNOLOGICAL UNIVERSITY TO PLAY "JATTA KA CHORA" EVERY MORNING FOR A POSITIVE START

Sources from Delhi Technological University claimed that the prestigious university will play Jatta Ka Chora every morning. The University says that would trigger a positive start for the day for the students.

Although, students will still sleep in classes bunk some also.

It is not clear if this idea will work or not.

But why "JATTA KA CHORA" ?

Sources say this song is played in EVERY PARTY, FEST, OCCASION inside DTU. The students seem to enjoy the verses and that is why University thought of a idea like this. Although no one can deny the cancerous effects that this song can cause but guess what its LIT.

"HAMARA BAS CHALE TO HAM SUFI NIGHT PE BHI JATTA KA CHORA CHALADEN"

- random DTUite

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New Research Claims EE, ECE, EEE Students Are Lowkey Depressed!!

A new research by Dr. S. Khandelwal says that EE, ECE, EEE students are lowkey Depressed.

The reasons are following:
1) No.s of E's
2) Shitload of syllabus.
3) Low placements (except ECE, they are lucky mofos)
4) And cause i said it.

Moreover, the depression is also said to be caused by MechC's masala dosa served in DTU.

Looks like there are no chill scenes At all?

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8 HARRY POTTER MEMES THAT WILL CRACK YOU UP AND TRIGGER YOUR NOSTALGIA

1) MALFOY WAS A PAIN IN THE ASS

2) NO DETAIL REQUIRED

3) WELL WHO CAN FORGET RON'S "BLOODY HELL"

4) WE LOVED SNAPE'S ACCENT DID'NT WE "POTTA"

5) AND WHO CAN DENY HIS QUICK REFLEX AND HIS LOVE FOR A STRAIGHT FACE?

7) WELL DARK LORD DID'NT HAVE ONE THING

8) AND WHO CAN NOT ADMIRE MISS GRANGER'S CUTENESS WELL OKAY SHE WAS A LITTLE KNOW-IT-ALL

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Dem Indian Fathers- 5 memes that sum up their greatness!

Indian parents are no doubt the best!

Here are some memes that'll prove this:

1) Papa i wanna go out

2) when i was your age

3) how dare you mofo

4) when he says- why you no follow our indian cultures? and you just stand there like

5) and the most amazing thing is they gift you with... lectures

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