BOY WAITING FOR HIS FRIEND NEAR SNH, GETS HIS ASS WHOOPED BY NINJA AUNTY

A boy named Ramgopal was waiting outside SNH for his friend, sources say that the female guard or NINJA AUNTY (as known in DTU) mistook him for some retard stalker and WHOOPED HIS ASS REAL BAD.

This is not the first time that this is happening.

There have been 100+ cases till now, as the sources claim.

Also since the boy was a MECHANICAL student, everyone is blaming him, but the boy says he didn't know about such rule.

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DELHI TECHNOLOGICAL UNIVERSITY TO PLAY "JATTA KA CHORA" EVERY MORNING FOR A POSITIVE START

Sources from Delhi Technological University claimed that the prestigious university will play Jatta Ka Chora every morning. The University says that would trigger a positive start for the day for the students.

Although, students will still sleep in classes bunk some also.

It is not clear if this idea will work or not.

But why "JATTA KA CHORA" ?

Sources say this song is played in EVERY PARTY, FEST, OCCASION inside DTU. The students seem to enjoy the verses and that is why University thought of a idea like this. Although no one can deny the cancerous effects that this song can cause but guess what its LIT.

"HAMARA BAS CHALE TO HAM SUFI NIGHT PE BHI JATTA KA CHORA CHALADEN"

- random DTUite

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New Research Claims EE, ECE, EEE Students Are Lowkey Depressed!!

A new research by Dr. S. Khandelwal says that EE, ECE, EEE students are lowkey Depressed.

The reasons are following:
1) No.s of E's
2) Shitload of syllabus.
3) Low placements (except ECE, they are lucky mofos)
4) And cause i said it.

Moreover, the depression is also said to be caused by MechC's masala dosa served in DTU.

Looks like there are no chill scenes At all?

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8 HARRY POTTER MEMES THAT WILL CRACK YOU UP AND TRIGGER YOUR NOSTALGIA

1) MALFOY WAS A PAIN IN THE ASS

2) NO DETAIL REQUIRED

3) WELL WHO CAN FORGET RON'S "BLOODY HELL"

4) WE LOVED SNAPE'S ACCENT DID'NT WE "POTTA"

5) AND WHO CAN DENY HIS QUICK REFLEX AND HIS LOVE FOR A STRAIGHT FACE?

7) WELL DARK LORD DID'NT HAVE ONE THING

8) AND WHO CAN NOT ADMIRE MISS GRANGER'S CUTENESS WELL OKAY SHE WAS A LITTLE KNOW-IT-ALL

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