Sachin Speaks UP

Saturday, 8 July 2017

GIRL FILLS BIOTECH AS HER 1ST CHOICE IN JAC COUNSELLING BY MISTAKE

This news is as sad as it looks, but the girl said she did it by mistake.

She was hoping if she could refill the choices in second round but guess what, usko BT milgayi.

"Oh fuck" that is what she said after knowing she cannot alter her choices now.

God bless her.

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Monday, 3 July 2017

GUY BREAKS MAGGIE BABA'S GLASS TEA CUP, WAS LATER ADMITTED TO HOSPITAL

Sources claim that in DTU, a guy accidentally broke maggie baba's tea glass cup. Maggie baba used a series of 20 'gaalian' to completely BREAK his soul.

The boy is now suffering from PTSD (Post traumatic stress disorder) and he cannot utter a single word let alone break another glass cup.

The word at DTU says:

"Don't mess with this guy"

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Sunday, 2 July 2017

"BHASAD" LIKELY TO INCREASE THIS YEAR IN DTU

Well apparently we all know about the 'bhasad' level of prestigious university DTU but, sources claim that this year 1925 students will join DTU, which will in turn only increase the bhasad.

Here's a photo of MechC in the rush hours.

The university's administration does not give a single flying f**k about it.

The only thing now we can do is accept the "BHASAD" with love. WELCOME FUCHHO.

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Thursday, 29 June 2017

BOY WAITING FOR HIS FRIEND NEAR SNH, GETS HIS ASS WHOOPED BY NINJA AUNTY

A boy named Ramgopal was waiting outside SNH for his friend, sources say that the female guard or NINJA AUNTY (as known in DTU) mistook him for some retard stalker and WHOOPED HIS ASS REAL BAD.

This is not the first time that this is happening.

There have been 100+ cases till now, as the sources claim.

Also since the boy was a MECHANICAL student, everyone is blaming him, but the boy says he didn't know about such rule.

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Wednesday, 28 June 2017

DELHI TECHNOLOGICAL UNIVERSITY TO PLAY "JATTA KA CHORA" EVERY MORNING FOR A POSITIVE START

Sources from Delhi Technological University claimed that the prestigious university will play Jatta Ka Chora every morning. The University says that would trigger a positive start for the day for the students.

Although, students will still sleep in classes bunk some also.

It is not clear if this idea will work or not.

But why "JATTA KA CHORA" ?

Sources say this song is played in EVERY PARTY, FEST, OCCASION inside DTU. The students seem to enjoy the verses and that is why University thought of a idea like this. Although no one can deny the cancerous effects that this song can cause but guess what its LIT.

"HAMARA BAS CHALE TO HAM SUFI NIGHT PE BHI JATTA KA CHORA CHALADEN"

- random DTUite